It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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