so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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