Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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