I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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