Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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