O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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