Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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