I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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