dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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