Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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