New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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