I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize