I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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