if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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