He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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