Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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