I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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