belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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