How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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