You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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