in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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