He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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