Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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