dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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