so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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