i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
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"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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