I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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