Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
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I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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