I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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