Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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