i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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