Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I love you.
Bad choice
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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