dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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