I got chris browned last night
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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