No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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