Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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