I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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