The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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