I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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