And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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