I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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