the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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