That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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