Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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