This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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