these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
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He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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