the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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