At least make sure they are 18
Why
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
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I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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