I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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