yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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